Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Starring in my own show
A one woman show that consists of monologues about life by a grouchy old lady who glues crap together for a living.
A show bringing the exciting world of the housewife into clear focus.
Here is just a list of some of the scintillating topics we will be covering:
Laundry day fridge clean out recipes...including the famous toasted hot dog buns with mozzarella and tony packo pickles.
Letting the cat out, and in, and out, and in...
The concept of handmade gifts and how they relate to your dog.
Facebook games vs crack...who's the real looser.
When its necessary to wear a bra.
Walmart protocol and the use of proper hand signals.
Grocery shopping 101: do you know what you want to eat next week...well, neither do I.
Judge shows...excellent use of time or just ogling Judge Alex.
How to tell if you are dinking around or doing some internal soul searching.
Hobbies...more reasons to save butter dishes, go to craft stores and alienate your family.
Group discussions of how to properly fill out forms...spouse vs home maker vs stay at home mom.
These and many more topics will be covered in the coming weeks...as soon as I finish laundry, get the chicken defrosted, vacuum, dust and glue this crap to this other crap.