Thursday, July 21, 2011
show me the way to go home...
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed....
nope, not drunk...but I am starting to wonder where I actually live...
I thought it was Michigan
turns out it's east of 'too freakin' hot to go outside'.
which is also:
'booger freeze' place.
'no work for you' center
'take it up the tail pipe in gas priceville'.
I have many fond nicknames for this place, none of which are suitable for this blog...suffice to say I use to love it here. Back when there were jobs, and stores, and people, back when you could drive down the road without the pot holes rattling your innerds into your outterds. Back when people waved as you drove by, and with all the fingers, not just one.
And good luck all you Michiganders-Michiganians-Michiganites...whatever...your kids are going to be left with empty factories littering the countryside, scores of empty houses with overgrown lawns, and empty storefronts that use to sell the things we drive to walmart for.
Sad...its going to take more than Tim Allen's voice over to save us here.