Thursday, June 10, 2010
big lady is out doin sumptin called garage sale shoppin so i got a chance to get back on the 'puter. how y'all been? things here are gud
for those of you that dint no, i got promoted...i am now vice perzident of the queen g company. not sure what that means, it sure dont mean more cookies, chew toys or trips in da car, thats for sure. but i am running a give away on the big ladies fan page so stop by and put yer name in on the discussion page. at the end of the month i am gonna pick a winner...how cool is that...
as long as i am at it, can i ask you all some questions? so many things confuse me and i cant seem to get an answer out of big lady...here goes
why do i have to stay off the bed when that yello cat thing gets to go whereever it wants
why cant i roll in the grass on that squishy stuff in the yard
why does my name change when i sneek out without my leash and who is jezus h krist anyway
why is big dog afraid of storms and how does peeing all over the house help
what does it mean to get fixed...am i broken
how can i convince big lady to take me for rides once in a while, and not to that man who is always poking me and stickin things up my butt...
anyway, i hop you all can answer some of these questions and feel free to ask me some, maybe i can help dont forget to go to the queen g fan page and enter the give away there may be a cookie in it for me